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- Follow others as a mindless sheep.
- Start shit with the family for no reason, just for your own sick amusement.
- Think drinking Faygo and hating Eminem makes you more of a Juggalo.
- Steal from other people and pass it off as your own creation.
- Listen to only Psychopathic Records cause you think it makes you more of a Juggalo.
There is other good music out there!
- Hate Eminem only because ICP had beef with him.
- Think wearing face paint makes you more of a Juggalo than people who have never
worn face paint.
- Think wearing merchandise is what makes you a Juggalo.
- Say you murder people, just to act cool.
- Take the lyrics of Psychopathic too seriously.
- Get high because everyone else does, you dont need to smoke weed to be down!
In the words of Shaggy 2 Dope himself: I just dont dig the weed thing, man. I dont like feeling
high, I like being in my right state of mind, cause if I aint, I just go out of my mind retarded.
- Call others Juggahoes cause they are young or haven't been part of the family
long, or they dont have merchandise, or don't smoke weed, or like Eminem....
- Talk about suicide all the time. It does make you look cool, just sad.
- Act like something or someone your not. Just be yourself.
- Try to change other people. Let them be theirselves.
- Think using the word "Feminem" makes you look cool.
- Disrespect Juggalettes, ask them for naked pictures, and hate them if they refuse.
- Threaten to stab/kill/stalk/rape other Juggalos and Juggalettes.
- Still believe in that 'Juggalo Pledge'
- Think being a Juggalo is about just listening to the music. Its about the feeling
you get, the meanings, a way of life, being true to yourself.
- Think all Juggalos are the same.
- Hate people who are different. (Skin, religion, or sexuality for example.)
- Call other Juggalos red necks just because they live in the South. Does that make
them any less Juggalo ?
- Claim that you are bi if you are not. It doesn't really make you any cooler.
- Tell everybody that you are bi. Who the fuck cares ? Stop boring me with that
info, I dont give a fuck who you want to have sex with.
- Use the word 'penis' in every 2 sentences. How old are you, 6 ?
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